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LaJolla, CA-- 27 year-old Justin Materson arrived home Sunday morning after a "long night of partying" at Club Montage, only to realize he inadvertently left his lucky socks at his trick's apartment.
Materson first noticed it while crawling into bed for a recovery nap. "I took my shoes off and noticed that I was missing the 'gold toe' on my socks. I usually wear socks with the gold toe," said Materson explained to his neighbor Curt Albright. "Then I noticed they were navy, not black. I don't have any navy socks. And that's when it hit me- I left them at um, oh, what's his name. Hm. Well, I left them at my trick's house. I must have put his on in by accident."
This was not a huge surprise to Materson. "I do this sort of thing all the time. I've lost a lot of stuff tricking, but never my socks." But those weren't just any socks. "Those were the socks I had on when I did that threesome with Christian when his bf was in town. I've always worn them out since then, you know, for luck. They worked pretty well."
Albright suggested he go back to swap the socks, but Materson was reluctant. "That'd look pretty dumb, I mean, to him they're just a pair of socks. Besides, he wasn't as attractive in the morning, and I can't remember his name. Should I be like, 'Hi there, thanks for the bad blow job, mind if I rummage through your laundry?'"
The socks may not be the only thing forgotten. "I may have left my belt behind, too. I can't recall if I put one on last night or not."
What does the loss of the socks mean for Materson's future sexual encounters? "I'm not sure," remarked Materson. "I hope it doesn't ruin my chances for another threesome with Christian. Maybe I can make a new pair."
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