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ATLANTA-- Yellow Tank Top Boy was seen recently having coffee with Dean Cain look-a-like Guy, according to a recent conversation overheard between Bleach-Blonde A&F Visor Boy and Cute-but-Messy Chinstrap Beard Boy. According to Bleach-Blonde A&F Visor Boy, Yellow Tank Top Boy, whom Cute-but-Messy Chinstrap Beard Boy has apparently been obsessing over for the past few weeks since seeing him at local club Ground Zero, joined Dean Cain look-a-like Guy at the Outwrite bookstore and cafe on Peachtree Street for coffee.
According to the eyewitness account by Bleach-Blonde A&F Visor Boy, Yellow Tank Top Boy was in fact not wearing his trademark clubwear yellow tank top- the first time he has been spotted in different attire, and outside of Ground Zero. "He had a skin-tight wifebeater on instead. I almost didn't recognize him at first," recounted Bleach-Blonde A&F Visor Boy.
It wasn't clear if Yellow Tank Top Boy was on a date with Dean Cain look-a-like Guy, or they were just friends. However, according to the Lesbian with a Nose Ring at Outwrite, "Dean Cain look-a-like Guy did pay for a second round of espresso. He's in here a lot, always with some new guy with him. [The staff] jokes that Outwrite is Dean Cain's secret closet."
Despairing that Yellow Tank Top Boy is taken by Dean Cain look-a-like Guy, Cute-but-Messy Chinstrap Beard Boy has given up on him, and has decided to ask out Soccer Shorts Boy With the Pouty Lips.
Bleach-Blonde A&F Visor Boy agreed with Cute-but-Messy Chinstrap Beard Boy's decision. "It's probably better. Yellow Tank Top Boy looked older in daylight, and he definitely should not have been wearing that wifebeater."
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